I’d had a drink, but I wasn’t drunk

I knew before me, there stood a HUNK!

He wore a thong, his bum so pert

I gave a smile, I’m such a FLIRT!

He held a whip, and flayed his boot

Oh my God! This guys so CUTE!

Legs like pillars, his arms so strong

Just what’s inside, that skimpy THONG!

He bounced his pecks, the girls all screamed

We’d fell in love, or so it SEEMED!

He pulled one woman, across his knee

We strained our necks, so we could SEE!

He tapped her softly, with his crop

It was plain to see, she didn’t want him to STOP!

We envied her, so very much

Would we be allowed, to have a TOUCH!

He stood up tall, and sprayed some cream

All down his leg, I just had to SCREAM!

On her knees, one licked his thigh

To lick it off, she did but TRY!

He came and stood, right by my chair

All I did, was sit and STARE!

His bulging biceps, and lovely tan

This really was, a beautiful MAN!

He put MY hand, upon his waist

Those luscious lips, I’d love to TASTE!

My thumbs went in, the yellow band

I pulled them down,

EVERYWHERE was TANNED!

(Jackie London)